like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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