yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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