just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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