i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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