The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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