Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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