therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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