Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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