What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
