Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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