There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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