I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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