Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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