he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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