How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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