I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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