you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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