I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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