So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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