You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
