I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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