So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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