operation harelip BJ is a go
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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