She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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