when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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