he wants to bone in the snuggie
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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