That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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