just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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