i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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