i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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