I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
