Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We have started to decorate penises.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
