so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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