At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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