Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
did you just send me my own nude
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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