Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I checked into jail on foursquare
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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