I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Is it penis luge time yet?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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