We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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