the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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