3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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