found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The adults are the big ones right?
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