Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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