how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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