ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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