We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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