I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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