His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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