does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He shit in the fireplace
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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