He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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