And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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