my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
