How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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