And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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