I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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