I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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